Some stupid study says that since I partake in Computer Games, I’m more likely to be a surly antisocial alcoholic who ignores his family and friends. What. The. Hell.
I mean, who are these people anyway? My mom? If I wanted my mom to tell me to stop playing video games, I would start talking to her again. These people are obviously quacks, and no one should ever listen to them or any of their friends no matter what they say. Come on. Come on.
I need a belt of scotch after reading something like this, don’t you? Whiskey will do, in a pinch.