Thursday, March 19, 2009

Fuel your demise

When Halo 3 came out, contributor-in-absentia Eugene Rutigliano and I purchased the game at a midnight mass release. On the way back, I insisted we stop at a gas station to purchase a bag of pork rinds and a twelve-pack of Gamer Fuel. It was only appropriate. Pork rinds would make physical the psychic anguish I would endure from watching History's Most Overrated Franchise suffer its death throes, and what better to wash them down with but a can of carbonated donkey piss plastered with the idiot visage of MC himself?

Mountian Dew has resurrected its awfulest of awful sodas to commemorate World of Warcraft. If you have quaffed, or are considering quaffing this beverage, kill yourself. Now.