Each day in October, intrepid blogger Alex Boivin will watch a horror movie. These movies are all new to him and are part of his month-long effort to fill in his gaps in the horror canon. If he doesn't die from fright, you just might get to read about about his exploits in cinema during the Halloween season.
You know the story of Child's Play already: a serial killer (Brad Dourif!) is being chased by the cops. Upon being mortally wounded in a toy store, he uses some voodoo hoodoo that one does to transfer his soul into that of a doll, "Chucky" (accompanied by a gigantic bolt of lightning and a huge explosion). A single mother (the mom from Seventh Heaven) buys this doll and gives it to her son for his birthday. Soon, Chucky is murdering people and it's anything but child's play!
(Get it? Because you wouldn't expect a toy to kill somebody.)
Child's Play has a real tone problem. It's not quite a horror comedy because it isn't that funny, but it isn't quite dark enough to make it seem like it's trying not to be one. Maybe it's just the fact that this story involves an evil doll with Wormtongue's voice that makes it too silly to take seriously. One stand up comedian or another once posited the query that a killer doll isn't really scary because you could always punt it. And having your protagonist be a six-year-old (who isn't the Antichrist) really makes it hard to convince the audience that anything that bad could ever happen (this isn't The Shining, after all). Chucky's potty mouth is pretty amusing but it isn't enough to distract me from how un-intimidating a knife-wielding midget (Editor's note: "knife-wielding little person") is.
But was it scary? My childhood fears were all for naught. Your typical slasher film scares here, but none that frightening as they're all coming from a Cabbage Patch Kid.
Final Verdict: 28 Congos